: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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