I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
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i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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