Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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