You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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