dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
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So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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