idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
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You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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