We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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