Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
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He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
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Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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