He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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