# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
pray to the hookup gods
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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