I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
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Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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