he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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