New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
