I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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