If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
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Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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