They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
so much tequila, so little girl.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
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At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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