weddingsv make me drug and hornr
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!