By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
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Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
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