I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
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I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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