he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
you win again, gameday.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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