I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
wow bdsm is so cute
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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