He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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