i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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