Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
well you can't waste a boner
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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