Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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