He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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