And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
My hand turned me down
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
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She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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