So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
