Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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