It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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