It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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