You're completely useless in the revolution.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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