he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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