I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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