Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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