It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
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