pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
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Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
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I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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