We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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