I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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