I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
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