There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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