I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
bring money and cleavage
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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