There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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