He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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