4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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