i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
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Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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