so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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