It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
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So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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