The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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