She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
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Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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