And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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