OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
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drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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