Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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