school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
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sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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