it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Randomize
