Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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