yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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