going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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