I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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